Phantasia
Phantasia

francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

(Source: hungarian, via silence4us)

the-unpopular-opinions:

Not too long ago there was an opinion about how unattractive women with glasses are. Finally someone said it. Women with glasses are fucking ugly as shit. I don’t care whether she looks like a Pornstar or an average plain jane, if I had to rate a woman’s look she could be a 10/10, but adding glasses to her appearance would make her drop to a 5 or 4.
"WAAH WAAH BUT IT’S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY HAVE A VISUAL IMPAIRMENT WAAH WAAH!!1111!"
Yeah, I didn’t say it’s their fault, but that doesn’t make it any less unattractive. Just like a shitload of women think that short men are extremly repulsive, though they know these men can’t change anything about it, but they are still entitled to their opinion/preferences.
"WAAH WAAH IT’S NOT THEIR DUTY TO APPEAL TO A SHALLOW ASSHOLE LIKE YOU WAAH WAAH"
Obviously I don’t except them all to take off their glasses just to please me, just like a guy who would never go for fat women doesn’t expect them to lose weight or a woman who isn’t attracted to ripped as fuck bodybuilders doesn’t expect them to become fat just because she finds that attractive. Why did you even thought that in the first place? Can’t a person just state their unpopular opinion without you pulling such assumptions out of your ass?
"WAAH WAAH NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID, INSIGNIFICANT, WORTHLESS OPINION. GET OVER YOURSELF WAAH WAAH"
And yet here you are, whining and bitching at someone’s opinion, instead of doing something you like to do, unless, of course, this is what you like to do. It’s pretty clear, though, which one of us should get over it.
Signed
A person blessed with the most beautiful and rare eye color and the sight of an eagle.

The grammar and spelling mistakes is what kills me in this.

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(via silence4us)

sex-ink-metal:

xxx
kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 
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